At .415, even Dykstra is a thing of beauty
Cover boys usually are wrapped in pretty packages. Lenny Dykstra ain't pretty.
He's a 5-foot-7, 170-pound stub of a man who shaves rarely and combs his hacksaw hair even less frequently. He's always got a chaw of tobacco in his mouth, and often some juice dribbling onto his chin. A California surfer by birth, the 27-year-old Dykstra still likes to call everybody dude. He's a real-life, rough-cut cross between Pigpen and Bart Simpson.
"He reminds you of a cartoon character, like...